We enjoyed reading all about the Iron Butt. This riding is not for everybody , so we have a ride for those of us who do not have the time and money to be in the Iron Butt. It does not require massive time from work, a big budget, GPS, endless hours on the road, or even an Iron Butt.

We give you: The Marshmallow Butt 235.

RULES:

1. This is a one day event.
2. Minimum 235 mile trip with a maximum of 300 miles (or the equivalent in kilometers).
3. No more than $30-35.
4. Pick a destination that will be less than 300 miles round trip.
5. Must be somewhere you have never been.
6. Mix familiar roads with at least 50% of roads you have never driven on.
7. Make a minimum of three stops in places you have never stopped.
• One stop must involve laying on your back and sucking in the goodness of nature for at least 12 minutes.
8. Be courteous to every local you encounter - wave at all motorcycles.
9. There is no rule number 9
10. Must visit local dining establishments, not chains.
11. If a child is selling lemonade by the side of the road, must purchase.
12. Must bring back a souvenir for the SO left at home.

All rules are subject to change and modifactionss at one's discretion - especially positive ones.

BONUS POINTS:

1. Getting briefly lost: 235 points
2. Taking a road that you didn't plan on: 235 points
3. Taking a wrong turn on purpose: 470 points
4. Lowering your blood pressure: 235 points
5. One point will be awarded for each bug collected on your motorcycle, helmet, jacket or person.

Enjoy your motorcycle, your locale, and yourself.